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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=90 BGCOLOR="#CC0000" TEXT="#080000" background="096785a3.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" ><B>Michael Batts</B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Michael Batts"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bio"><U>Bio</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Resume"><U>Resume</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Schedule "><U>Schedule </U></A>   |   Merchandise   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guestbook"><U>Guestbook</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Friends Links"><U>Friends Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Coming Soon..."><U>Coming Soon...</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Merchandise</div> <div> <IMG SRC="09f7cfd0.jpg" border=0 width="380" height="253" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <U>Michael Batts Live Comedy CD and DVD is now available!<IMG SRC="0af28140.gif" border=0 width="40" height="20" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></div> <div> Michael Batts titled his first DVD recording "Ludicrith".  If you want to laugh while driving to work, watch some of your favorite stories in the comfort of your own home, or spread happiness as a gift to family and friends, you can purchase Michael Batts Live comedy CD or DVD.  Some CDs and DVDs will be signed by Michael Batts himself.   </div> <bR> <div> <U>Merchandise Options:</U></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="523" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 76 WIDTH="330"><div> Live Comedy CD</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="57"><div> $13.00</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div>  <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post" TARGET="_blank"> <input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick"> <input type="hidden" name="business" value="michaelbatts@hotmail.com"> <input type="hidden" name="undefined_quantity" value="1"> <input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Michael Batts Live Comedy CD "Ludicrith""> <input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="1001"> <input type="hidden" name="amount" value="13.00"> <input type="hidden" name="no_shipping" value="2"> <input type="hidden" name="return" value="http://www.MichaelBatts.com"> <input type="hidden" name="cancel_return" value="http://www.MichaelBatts.com"> <input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD"> <input type="hidden" name="lc" value="US"> <input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/x-click-but23.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="Make payments with PayPal - 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