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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=90 BGCOLOR="#CC0000" TEXT="#080000" background="096785a3.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" ><B>Michael Batts</B></FONT><B>    </B><B> |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Michael Batts"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bio"><U>Bio</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Resume"><U>Resume</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Schedule "><U>Schedule </U></A>   |   <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Merchandise"><U>Merchandise</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guestbook"><U>Guestbook</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Friends Links"><U>Friends Links</U></A>   |   Coming Soon...</div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Coming Soon...</div> <div> Michael Batts comedy CD and DVD clips. </div> <div> Photo Gallery. (Pictures of me, friends, stars, and hecklers.)</div> <div> News Gallery. (This may be on the first page). This section updates you on my career.</div> <div> Audience Gallery.</div> <div> Contribution Section. (Invest in the cost). Help me, help the world laugh.</div> <div> New Joke forum. This is where I write a new joke (almost everyday) and you get to rate it and provide feedback.</div> <bR> <div> My good friends <A HREF="http://www.mattiseman.com" TARGET="_blank" TITLE="http://www.mattiseman.com"><U>Matt Iseman</U></A> and <A HREF="http://www.pjwalsh.com" TARGET="_blank" TITLE="http://www.pjwalsh.com"><U>PJ Walsh</U></A>:</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="07540f00.jpg" border=0 width="320" height="240" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Black and white sexy pictures of me :)</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0677abb0.jpg" border=0 width="122" height="187" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">    <IMG SRC="0687dba0.jpg" border=0 width="125" height="186" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">    <IMG SRC="06b7fb70.jpg" border=0 width="127" height="183" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">    <IMG SRC="0707cbc0.jpg" border=0 width="124" height="188" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <bR> <bR> <div> SEND BOOKING INQUIRIES, COMMENTS, OR QUESTIONS TO:  <A HREF="mailto:MichaelBatts@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:MichaelBatts@hotmail.com"><U>MichaelBatts@hotmail.com</U></A> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>